For more proof in the theory of nominative determinism, look no further than suspect, Calvin Wank.
Mr. Wank was arrested this weekend at Love’s Truck Stop in upstate New York after several eyewitnesses reported seeing him, well, wanting.
According to the police report, Mr. Wank of Deposit, NY (no, we’re not making this up) was busted for “committing sexually lewd acts while in the parking lot and field next to [Love’s] truck stop.” No word on why he was rocking the fancy eye makeup.
One more time: Mr. Wank of Deposit, NY was arrested for depositing his love juice at Love’s Truck Stop.
He was pretty much born to commit this very crime, wouldn’t you say?
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