Getting a bad tattoo can be criminal; however, these inked offenders took their permanent facial markings as permission to develop a permanent record.
Whether it’s the logo of your favorite luxury car or a shout-out to the man upstairs, take pause before you put a needle anywhere near your face…because your tattoo might end up forever immortalized in a mugshot.
Don’t thank us for dissuading you from getting a teardrop cheek tat, thank these 5 criminals with the worst face tattoos we’ve seen on this side of the woman who got Drake’s name forever etched on her forehead.
BAD INK: When you look at Derek Denesevich and his unique facial markings—including a Bentley car logo, a shark and some kind of shooting star—it’s hard to imagine how the Florida man got away with stealing people’s identities and filing fraudulent income tax returns. However, that’s exactly what happened until his partner in crime, a former Broward Clerk of Courts employee, ratted him out. Thankfully, now tattooed tax criminal is currently serving a sentence of three years and one day in federal prison.
Photo: Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office
2.) THE CRIME Woman With God-Blessed Forehead Tattoo Arrested For Stalking A Female Correction’s Officer
BAD INK: Even the Lord himself would question Jamie Calloway‘s bold choice of facial tattoo. Perhaps that’s why he didn’t intervene when the 33-year-old Ohio woman was arrested for on a misdemeanor menacing count after obsessively lurking around a female corrections officer who Calloway was smitten with. However, when the the supposed stalker’s feelings went unrequited, she allegedly slashed the victim’s tires, called her home and sent her packages in the mail. The wannabe YouTube celeb, who also went by the name“Jasmine Godhead Platinum,” was booked into Montgomery County Jail, which is where she initially met her victim. This makes us frightened for the safety of the female corrections officers she’s coming in contact with nowadays.
BAD INK: For reasons yet to be explained, Jose Guillermo Molina allegedly stabbed a 3-year-old while the child played outside his apartment complex. The child’s mother, who witnessed the horrific event, begged Molina to stop stabbing her son in the neck with a kitchen knife. Though the attack happened back in April, only now is the 21-year-old assailant being charged with felony injury to a child. Instead of a jail sentence, the court ordered him to 180 days in a psychiatric hospital, after which he’ll be reevaluated. We hope they’ll be able to find out what’s up with those face tats.
Photo: Facebook
BAD INK: Jason Barnum, an admitted heroin addict, was charged with three counts of attempted murder for allegedly firing at police in an Alaska hotel room. After a string of burglaries and car thefts, the face-tattooed felon holed up at the Merrill Field Inn, which is where cops eventually found him, but not before Barnum jumped out of the bathroom and opened gunfire, using a stolen handgun to shoot at the officers. As if his skeletal face markings weren’t creepy enough, Barnum also upped his ick factor during his arraignment, when he intentionally hit himself in the face several times.
BAD INK: Back in January, we reported on David Baumgaertel, who was suspected of shooting a 23-year-old man three times and injuring his face. Thankfully, the victim survived, but police were having trouble apprehending the 39-year-old suspect with a pension for scary clown-themed face tattoos. A month later, Baumgaertel and a friend led police in a high-speed chasethrough Apple Valley, Oregon, that ended at a Valero gas station, where the murder suspect and his cohort were arrested. He didn’t need to cry when he got cuffed because the tears were already tattooed on his face.
Photos: Handout/Broward Sheriff’s Office, KHOU, Jason Barnum’s Facebook
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